![]() ![]() ![]() The conductor thought for a moment, but came to the conclusion that death would surely be better than continuing on like he was. "Do you realize that the sentence for first degree murder in this state is death by electrocution?", the judge added. ![]() "Guilty your honor", the conductor replied. "How do you plead to the charge of first-degree murder?", the judge inquired. It wasn't long before the police arrived and the conductor was taken away.ĭays later, the conductor was taken to court. This is my last performance." The tuba player stood up and shouted "You can't be serious!", and the conductor whipped out his hand-gun and shot the tuba player dead. Once the concert had finished, he turned to the audience and said "I'm announcing my retirement for the second time. Sure enough, at his next performance, the conductor began with the small hand-gun concealed in the his jacket. While lying in bed one night with his wife of many years, he turned to her and said "Dear, would you be able to get me a small hand-gun?" "Yes dear", she said, and he rolled over and went to sleep. "Oh no you don't", his manager said, "you're not retiring."įorced backed to work by his manager, he endured week after week of conducting he no longer wanted to do. He walked from the stage, only to be met by his manager, standing in between two gorilla-sized bodyguards. I'm now announcing my retirement."Īfter a few minutes silence from the shocked audience, and orchestra too, he was greeted with boos and hisses. Once the performance had finished, he turned and faced the audience and said "Ladies and Gentleman, this is my last performance as a world class conductor. ![]() The audience didn't notice, the orchestra didn't notice either, but he knew he'd made the mistake and decided that he should retire. LOL: The world's best and most famous conductor makes a small mistake while conducting the New York Symphony Orchestra. ![]()
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